36 pages in and laughing my head off... mostly. There are some decidedly naughty tweets. And some frighteningly bodily-function-related that I don't really find funny. And the cusses. People aren't required to censor their language on twitter, so consider yourselves warned. Overall, though, quite funny. The only problem is that now I'm ashamed that I don't have anything witty to say on my Facebook updates. Seriously. I need to find a way to train my brain to think in a more twisted, humorous way.Here is one of my favorites from the book:by someone called zolora: "Family will be here in two hours. There are not nearly enough spaces to hide things in this apartment. It's like I'm playing Shame Tetris." I will never have a twitter account because I know it would become a nifty reference webpage for self-loathing, but I would totally start one if I could sound like this:"I haven’t had anything left for lent since 1993 when, at Arsenio’s urging, I gave it up for Marlon Wayans.""Sometimes I worry I’m one of those people from the black and white parts of infomercials whose lives are held hostage by things like pockets.""I appreciate that modern medicine gives us the option of penicillin instead of sending the boy to the seaside and burning all of his toys."So...this was a fun read.
Maybe if I could be this witty and clever, I could get more more followers for my Twitter account!
—sthfrutos
Amusing. And as I only joined twitter recently, a handy, well-timed read!
—Amanda35147
The book is just a collection of some humorous Tweets. That's about it.
—John
In 140 characters or less: meh.
—hee
