The cover looked cute, but... wha. When I opened it and found myself in the middle of a no-brainer conversation between Ruthann and Patsy Lee, I knew it was going to be redneck hell, with a hefty dose of drunk n' stupid on the side. And that's exactly what happened.From the harvest gold fridge on the front porch to Ruthann's obsession with the size of the good ol' boy's 'sausage', it was just... very low IQ. The conversations were substance-free and just plain boring. I tried, honest I did, but... I had to quit.It made NO sense why this guy - who wanted to start over - would pick Hillbilly Hell to do it. He might've first 'found himself' there years ago, but that doesn't mean he'd choose to go BACK to Backwater Alley when he made his money. It was just... dumb. Everyone in the book was dumb. The plot was dumb. The fridge was dumb.Just sayin'.
