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Juiced: Wild Times, Rampant 'Roids, Smash Hits, And How Baseball Got Big (2006)

Juiced: Wild Times, Rampant 'Roids, Smash Hits, and How Baseball Got Big (2006)

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Taking a break from reading music related books and changing gears a bit to read about another passion of mine....Baseball.Before I dive head first into reviewing this book, I have to prefaced it by saying that I am a huge fan of Baseball. So back in the day when this cat Jose Canseco exploded onto the Baseball stage, I, along with everyone else, saw the ungodly things he was doing to a baseball.I can't say that I was ever a fan of his as a player or a celebrity personality. But he definitely couldn't be ignored with what he was doing at the time. So, that brings us to his book......Juiced. I never really felt the need to read the book. Everything has pretty much been laid out there by news media for all who are fans of Baseball or sports in general. But I decided to go ahead and give this book a shot at long last and see what all the hype surrounding it was. Good and bad.Having just finished reading the book yesterday, my immediate thoughts were that this was a really fast read. I blew through it in just a day and a half. I couldn't put the book down. Does this mean that the book itself was that good? No. It was a page turner because it reads like that of a gossip magazine when dropping names of some of the biggest stars in the sport that didn't think twice about shooting up to give themselves an unfair advantage over those that chose not to do steroids.The other thing that came across my mind at the end of the book was in how funny it was. Unintentional of course. I couldn't stop laughing at the man's stupidity and ignorance about steroids and himself. I knew he had an ego. What I didn't know was just how inflated his ego was *insert steroid joke here*.Hearing him talk about what a stud he was/is and how awesome he is and how all the women want him was just a bit too much to take. I love how he says that he rejected Madonna. Uh huh. Okay, bub. Sure you did. I found it very humorous in that Jose was pissed that MLB, i.e. the commissioner didn't approach him specifically. Had he done so, Jose would have single handily stopped the strike of 1994. Delusional? Perhaps.As for his writing skill, he is extremely repetitive throughout the entire book going on and on about the merits of steroids. And the way the pages were constructed, it came off disjointed at times, not being able to fully flesh out what he was trying to say. I can recommend the book if you have it at your local library and want a good laugh and a fast read. But I certainly wouldn't pay for this book. I was lucky to have it at my library as I would have been pissed to spend money on this one.

So many cheap thrillers claim to take you "inside the mind of a psychopath" but I've never read a book that lives up to that promise like JUICED. Jose Canseco tells his own story, and boy does he ever come across as a stone-cold psychopath in total denial about just about everything. Not only does he have an addictive personality, but he says things in this book with a straight face that I'd previously heard only in really bad B-Movies from the Fifties! Mad scientist much?"Sure I tampered with my body chemistry -- and I emerged more than human! It's only a matter of time before an entire race of people are raised on steroids, and who knows what they'll be able to accomplish? Live to 150 years old, remain sexually potent into your nineties, interbreed with dolphins and whales, there's literally no limit to what steroids can do for a person. Do you know what it means to feel like God?" Really, I'm not exaggerating. I thought I was going to be reading another BALL FOUR by Jim Bouton, but what I really got was THE ISLAND OF DR. MOREAU -- on steroids!None of this is to say that Canseco is stupid or intentionally dishonest about his years in the game. Within the limits of his madness he's actually very perceptive. It's not hard to see why the all-white fraternity of sports writers would crucify a loud-mouthed Latino like Canseco while a redneck good ol' boy like Mark McGuire could dope up openly for years. Latino players are supposed to be soft-spoken and humble, like Freddy Prinze in Chico and the Man, not grandiose mad scientists like Bela Lugosi in BRIDE OF THE ATOM. In conclusion, I would recommend this book to anyone who hates watching baseball with their husband but really loves intense, chilling sci-fi thrillers about mad scientists who want to take over the world by injecting everyone with dangerous performance enhancing drugs. Jose Canseco doesn't belong on ESPN -- he belongs on the Sci-Fi channel!

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My book juiced was totally a great book!! I was jumping in my seat when things good happened and when things bad happened! It's mostly about Jose Canseco and how he used steroids to be able to be the top baseball player, doesn't that sound so suspicious !! Well since it sounds like a great book, PLEASE READ IT. Well you should know some knowledge about baseball to be able to understand the book. I would recommend this book to boys mostly because I really think you guys will like this book because it's totally awesome. Girls, I don't know because not a lot of girls like baseball so it's up to your interest. So lastly, EVEYONE READ IT ITS TOTALLY TOATS AWESOMEEE!!!!!
—Taylor Stephens

Warning: I'm going to use a bad word in this review. Sorry, it's unavoidable, and if you want to stop reading here that's fine. Just know, if you go forward, a bad word will be said. A bunch of times.So at first when this book came out I was like, no way am I reading that!? except that yes, of course I was going to read it, obviously. It's not like me to ignore high profile baseball books. I forced myself to read Moneyball despite my bitter, painful, deep-seated hatred of the A's, specifically the height of the moneyball era A's, and I love that book, so I had to do this. And guess what? I kind of liked it? I kind of liked it. I feel weird saying that. Here's the bad word part. Jose Canseco is an incredible asshole. If you were reading this book hoping to find some hidden heart of gold, or some deeply buried sense of humility and gratitude, you would be supremely disappointed. Because Canseco is just a super asshole. But the thing is, there are a lot of assholes in baseball, and Canseco at least has the good sense to know what an asshole he is. And he's a really honest asshole. When this book came out no one would have guessed that a few years later we would all have been like, man, Canseco was RIGHT! but here we are. He was right. About A-Rod and everything. Plus it's a kick to read. It's totally fun gossipy beach reading, in fact I read it on a beach in Puerto Rico, which may have improved my disposition toward it. But it never bored me, and while Canseco's never going to win a Pulitzer, he (or his ghost writer) isn't embarrassing to read either.That said, I'm only going to give it two stars, because I have to give this asshole's book at least two stars less than I gave Dirk Hayhurst's book The Bullpen Gospels. Hayhurst is a total sweetheart, and Canseco- well, you know. Interesting thing though, Hayhurst really struggled in the majors while Canseco was a star. Maybe assholes make better athletes.
—Moira

Entertaining and skimmable. Interesting for its perspective on high times in the major leagues, the modest struggles of minor league players. Madonna sitting in his lap; his divorces and time in jail. What he has to say about steroids: everybody's doing it, so teach people to do it well and baseball will be more entertaining as a result; plus, my nuts shrank but I still look good. A classic example of a totally untrustworthy narrator - I can't believe somebody was paid to ghostwrite this and still couldn't come up with a more confiding and likable voice! His narcissistic personality disorder shines here. Too bad, because it makes it easy to discount his thoughts on racism in baseball, which are probably legitimate, as the ravings of a defensive paranoiac. He dishes on Mark McGwire, whom he believes only rose to heroic status (before he revealed his steroid use) because he was a white good ol' boy. I loved the gossipy insults - McGwire had an ugly face; Giambi exploded with roids; Tony LaRussa was cold and unloved in the dugout. Well worth the $.01 I paid on Amazon.
—Men D.

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