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How Best To Avoid Dying: Stories (2014)

How Best To Avoid Dying: Stories (2014)

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1593765223 (ISBN13: 9781593765224)
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soft skull press

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I've had this book on the shelf for so long. Glad I finally got around to reading it. As with any good collection of short stories, the tales in How Best to Avoid Dying are hilarious, sad, and bittersweet, often within the same story, and all manage to tie into the title in interesting ways. Egerton is at his best when he's focused on the obsessions of everyday folk. "Waffle," a story about a former Waffle House quality control guy who goes to a Waffle House and ruminates on every thing they've done wrong, was one of my favorite. A man's best friend is literally his penis in "Lord Baxtor Ballsington," which causes some peculiar conflicts with his wife. Egerton displays his versatility in "Christmas," a chilling short in which a woman gets her significant other a gun for Christmas and begs him to stick it in his mouth and pull the trigger. "The Martyrs of Mountain Peak" was another favorite and just one example of the ways in which religion itself is a silent character in many of the stories. I'm looking forward to reading Egerton's other books.

Egerton writes some of the most interesting short stories I've ever read. After a long bout of Bukowski in my teens I looked for somebody else to captivate my imagination and couldn't find a replacement, until now. How Best To Avoid Dying is pure entertainment for those who enjoy this kind of book. Those who don't, those who can't see past the surface, will never appreciate the ideas underneath. I can't say anything about this book that hasn't been said already and I'm not going to try. Just read it and see for yourself what this writer has accomplished.

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The truth is, I hate giving less than 4 stars to any book. I know how much time and effort the writer had to put in just to get this thing published. At the same time though, some books just don't work for me. In this case, I think the writing is solid but the stories don't add up to emotion. I think each story has a smart premise but gets bogged down in cleverness. I think I'm starting to realize that absurdism (although I'm probably painting absurdism with too narrow a brush here) is just not my thing.
—Absolom J. Hagg

If you've a hankering for chilling short stories that will linger in unpleasant ways in your head long after you've put the book down, be at peace & look no further. Egerton can write a pretty nasty little tale. Most of these are no more than three or so pages long, so you're automatically primed to keep telling yourself "Just one more!" and staying up way too late, feeling more and more deeply unsettled as you read. I particularly enjoyed his twist on religion - the lengths that camp counselors would go to in order to gain converts to a Jesus with black teeth who isn't actually the answer, what life was like for Lazarus after he stopped being a miracle & was just a guy who couldn't die (John Connolly wrote an excellent Lazarus story for a zombie anthology that I read back in the day & I figured I'd never read any take on that poor dude that I liked more than Connolly's - but, yeah, this one is pretty sweet too). This is pretty lame, but here goes: I don't always read short stories, but when I do, I prefer them to be by Owen Egerton.
—Melissa

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