Douglas Lindsay

The Long Midnight Of Barney Thomson (2003)

Man walks into a barber's. Asks for a Tony Curtis. Falls asleep as the barber sets to work. When he wakes up, he's bald as Yul Brynner. "I asked for a Tony Curtis, you fool." "Aye," says the barber. "It's what he'd get if he came in here." Hair-cutting, like many other things in life, is related ...